A new theory has emerged in the ongoing Doctor Who missing episodes conspiracy.
Faced with mounting claims of episode hoarding, financial shenanigans, fabrication and lies and deception that would make John Le Carre blush (Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Vanezis is surely being written as we speak) some fans have taken the investigation into their own hands with starting results.
The missing episodes have been located in Africa after sensational discoveries that implicate Lord Lucan, the BBC and the international lizard conspiracy.
As a bastion of British culture and life, the BBC have long been involved in the lizard plot to take over the world as transcribed by David Icke. However in the 1960s, encouraged by subversive elements around the world such as the anti war movement, certain individuals within the BBC sought to expose this conspiracy. Such men were Peter Bryant and Innes Lloyd.
Through clever use of analogy, the duo exposed the world government conspiracies in Enemy of the World, mind control in The Abominable Snowmen and Web of Fear, DARPA’s plans to control the weather in The Ice Warriors and much more.
In response the BBC threatened the show with cancellation after season 7 and began to destroy all evidence of the Doctor Who production teams antics. There would be moments when the team tried to get the message out again, the Zygons clearly representing the lizard conspiracy for example but never again would they be able to take the liberties they once had.
However this isn’t where the story ends for in 1974 there would be a shocking twist: Lord Lucan ran off with the missing episodes!
Entrusted, as a peer of the realm, with destroying the evidence of the global conspiracy, Lucan instead went into business for himself, fleeing to Africa and attempting to extort money from the BBC to ensure their return. Hence the continued rise in the TV license fee. The BBC even sent their most trusted and feared man Ian Levine after him, but even the subliminal torture of Doctor in Distress failed to smoke him out.
Lucan finally died in Zambia in 2012 and was shipped home in secret by Phil Morris along with his personal artifacts. The rest they say is history.
The coincidences are too much to not have some validity in them and we believe that the exposure of this far reaching conspiracy has not come too soon. Now the stories of Shergar eating The Feast of Steven are another matter entirely.
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